Why do you go to bed?

Why do birds fly south in the winter?

What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?

Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pitstops during the race?

                          Joke book!

--Click for answer--   because the bed won't come to you

--Click for answer--   because it's too far to walk

--Click for answer--   Close the door, I'm dressing!

--- Click for answer----A dinosnore!

--Click for answer--   He was asking for directions!